Funds come on to investors as if they were Robert Redford, but scratch ’em and you find Walter Matthau
If you're lucky they sell you Butch and Sundance; you get Felix and Oscar
In my single days of 15 years past, I was never one to pursue swinging relationships or one-night stands. But it was back then -- at age 37, divorced and intent on putting my life and children back on a firm family foundation -- that I learned it indeed pays to advertise.
Yes, yours truly, whose ad
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